Recent reviews by Woobus

Don't, just don't. Unless you have a child brain you will regret it. I do not even have the energy to explain why because it has exhausted me so much. Just read up on the history. This game is dead in the water.

I would pay to have an Endless version of this game. Where you just repair robots. It's oddly relaxing just tinkering away.

This game would have been great if it was more focused on the Nomadic journey and working together. Instead it's just whoever has the largest group wins. For someone who likes to survive alone you will constantly get harassed by large groups, because games like are made with the idea that "pvp fun haha" So there's no game-play outside of grinding for hours only to get ganked by a a bunch of brainlets.

Also as a side note the gimmick of riding around in a walker gets old quick, then your left with a giant beacon to other people that just says "I'm over here come kill me" it's a time sink and a wasteful one at that.

It's alright I guess

I have cuts and bruises all over my hands from punching ♥♥♥♥ over and over.
I regret nothing.
Return to Monke.
10/10

Average ping for most servers is 300-500. lmao
More effort put into making the Store page screenshots look good than the actual gameplay good, only difference being everyone is usually bright pink due to custom skins.

This game is your jack of all trades, does everything, but does nothing well.
If you wanna fly around or swim about or stomp some trees over, go for it. But the movement feels basic, no real weight, like a game made back in the 2000's, nothing feels grounded so to speak.
All the feature feel bland and slightly rushed. So if that's your thing, by all means go for it. But honestly It feels shallow, like an ocean with no fish or a pond with no ducks.

This game could be great if it wasn't so base level. they think of a feature and add it at it's most basic level, then move on. At least that's what it feels like. Maybe they plan to make everything more detailed but as of now it feels like a tech demo without the tech and it isn't a demo.

"Beasts of Bermuda is a multiplayer game hosting large servers in which the player grows up as a dinosaur or other prehistoric creature. The player becomes part of a living, player-created ecosystem. The ultimate objective is to survive on one of the islands within Bermuda." And that's about as much thought that went into it and neither of these features have much impact.
There's only really one gameplay loop: eat, grow, repeat.
Given food spawns for all creatures around the map there's no need to kill anyone unless you're the type that gets their rocks off of wasting other peoples time.

Great for distracting children, terrible for people after a game with... y'know, quality gameplay.

Yo Snake do be lookin kind >.>

Game makes me feel like a worthless pile of garbage who will never achieve anything in his life.

I LOVE IT!

truck go vroom

Alright I'll just ramp up AASAAHHHSAHDHASHADF FEKIN TREEEE