SmodKing
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The Embodiment of Mediocrity







gr8 song m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTJc_Yt2Z4s

PsychoTrout:
Pactrout: I'm just watching her heart monitor numbers praying she doesn't wake back up
SmodKing: OH
SmodKing: DAMN
Pactrout: Until I'm gone, that came out wrong
SmodKing: PAC
SmodKing: are you on your meds
(Sunday, July 30th. 12:53:41 AM)


Other random Pactrout Convos/BS

Pactrout: I tried that but too many lady fish crave my giant Jew schlong

SmodKing: you know what puts me in a good mood?
SmodKing: 2015 trout
Pactrout: What's he got that I don't got?
Pactrout: A huge ♥♥♥♥ sure, but besides that
SmodKing: he was quieter and less obnoxious


Pactrout: I'll hire you, as my personal monkey assistant
Pactrout: Your first assignment:
Pactrout: KILL RAYMOND

Pactrout: Dude Ray keeps asking me if Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Pactrout: It's really creeping me out can you tell him to cut it out?
Pactrout is now Away.
SmodKing: he said that he is sorry and will never bring it up ever again he made me admin in compensation

SmodKing: I hope you know that I am spiratically taking some of these things you are saying and completely taking away all context to make it look REALLY bad for you.
Pactrout: How's that?
SmodKing: you'll see!

“You sunk my battle sheep” - me, 2017.

Caelan: "I bet Spookysmoke jerks it to Drake N' Josh"

DDOS-er and proven ♥♥♥♥ lord
http://steamproxy.com/id/Purplevaporz/


SmodKing: Im gonna go play a SPG
MrPhish21: whats spg?
SmodKing: well you see when I say SPG in any context it means that I am shortening the phrase "Single Player Game" but it is not to be confused with RPG, thats role playing game or Rocket Propelled Grenade, which a grenade on a rocket is really terrifying but I want one because the deer in my backyard wont STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AT 3 AM. Like ♥♥♥♥ me dude its really awful, kinda like Bernie. Not bernie sanders, Bernie the old dude down the street. He shot my cat with an arrow and I dislike him now
MrPhish21: what the ♥♥♥♥ bernie
MrPhish21: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ castrate him with his own arrow
MrPhish21: what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


MrPhish21: its weird that you wanna ♥♥♥♥ deer
MrPhish21: you some kinda furry?
SmodKing: uh
SmodKing: no
SmodKing: not at all
SmodKing: nope
MrPhish21: debateable
SmodKing: not one bit
MrPhish21: im on the horn with ajit pai right now
MrPhish21: he says your history?
MrPhish21: full of furry porn
SmodKing: that was my dog
SmodKing: I swear
SmodKing: she's smart
MrPhish21: your dog seems to be really into foxes and birds ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
MrPhish21: might need to talk to him about that
SmodKing: I SAID "HER" DID YOU ASSUME HER PRONOUNS

Pactrout: If you ever want to destroy me get good at drop attacks
SmodKing: noted

"Ray doesn't rule, he drools. Pactrout rules with an iron fin" - brody

SmodKing: but its also a SPG
MrPhish21: im talking like, servers of 30+
MrPhish21: yeah its also a spg
MrPhish21: wait
SmodKing: *refers to steam profile*
MrPhish21: in this sense, what is a spg
SmodKing: Self Propelled Garry
MrPhish21: wheres he going
SmodKing: no body knows

SmodKing: what song should I listen to
MrPhish21: ok, its a weeb ass weeb song, but its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bop so hear me out ok?
SmodKing: I dont like where this is going



Pactrout: Nah man why get a hooker when I can ♥♥♥♥ Ray for free


SmodKing: yeet
Jet: yeet
SmodKing: using my pro gamer tips?
Jet: yeah but I ran into problems carrying teamkillers

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Perhaps 23/ago./2024 às 22:30 
CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

SIR,


I AM PRINCE ISA AHMED

MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THIRTY FIVE MILLION U.S DOLLARS OUT OF NIGERIA AND INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ACCOUNT ABROAD. THESE FUNDS WERE PART OF THE FUNDS, WHICH WAS FOUND IN THE OKAVANGO DELTA.
WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE FUNDS AFTER THE TRANSACTION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS AN ASSURANCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE AMOUNT INVOLVED COMFORTABLY AND ALSO I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS VERY ARRANGEMENT.

I WANT YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME OF YOUR WILLINGNESS IN ASSISTING / CO-OPERATING WITH US ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU FULL DETAILS OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOURS FAITHFULLY
PRINCE ISA AHMED
sirenslush 22/abr./2024 às 21:36 
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Reigns 20/fev./2024 às 11:15 
useless survivor go play rust
loui 15/jan./2024 às 8:29 
? I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like, I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky licks shaft mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh my gawd. I'm so hard rubbies your bulgy wolgy licks balls punish me daddy nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre off your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes roll back and goes balls deep
RRed 11/dez./2023 às 3:47 
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