Recent reviews by A Small MAGA-Lynching Monkey

So I saw that background and I had plenty of points to spend. But it said I needed to game to buy that background. So I checked the price on the steam market and it was literally more expensive than then the game (the game was 4.00 and the card was like 4.70) so I just bought the game. I then went to buy the background and do you know what happened? It said I needed two hours of playtime before I can get the background.
So I had to play that game for two hours to get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ background
For 70 cents

Worth it.

Don't do it, please.

Its filter system is too harsh. I just want to be a toxic member of the community and it won't even let me talk about microaggressions and how it effects toxic masculinity and enforces unfair gender norms. You can't even be overly PC anymore. What has PC come to.

Used to be a good franchise and developer. Apparently they didn't learn from paid horse armor. Because they added it again.

Don't buy this game, New Vegas is better (probably because its not made by Bethesda)

To start off this pack is very bland. First off, the first day the heist is VERY boring. Just run here protect this guy then go here and protect him. Very uneventful. The second day is better, but still not that great, you just run on a train (Which is literally just a straight line) and grab the different bags and bring it to the helicopter while a truck is shooting at you. It seems cool the first time, but when you go to do it again its like "Ehh, do I really wanna do this?". It has decent pay, but fairly weak XP. I don't need money so if I'm going to do this mission, I at least want something out of it right?
Then there are the items:
SMG: Eh, just another SMG. Good mod pool and good damage, but nothing particularly good about it
Melee: Who cares? Its mainly just aesthetic.
Axe: Grenades are better
Masks: Nothing special, just more masks.
Music: Good, probably the best part of this pack.
Patterns + Materials: They're what you do with them, I don't think any patterns or materials are bad.

So at the end of the day would I recommend it? No. I would recommend it if you could get it bellow 4 dollars, but at seven dollars its a waste. If you genuinely enjoy and/or want a part of the pack then get it, otherwise, don't bother. (But the music was pretty lit, I'll give it that)

Tis swag

I first found this game in 2012 I think, and as soon as the pre order came out I got it. And I've got to say its a pretty good game. I mean I don't play it too often because I don't see too much replay value as of now, and the I want more questiness in it, but oh well. I finished it and I'm waiting for big improvements before I get back in. But I do enjoy being an athiestic Avian bird who hates his god (Kleux) and who gets to fly around in a big ass fancy space ship which I can fly into random planets and murder countless beings.