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Finally I can build big wooden walls to fight off the ♥♥♥♥♥ people

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I love the big muscular men in this game

This game changed my life. I used to be a depressed, lonely man that was unfortunately stricken with dark and borderline suicidal thoughts. Then, one fateful day, I was adventuring through the "featured games" page of Steam. I was unaware of the man I was about to become. The characters and story line drew me in and I subconsciously hit download. At that moment, the game, which I have been playing every single day of my life now, told me to "buy a noggin". I was simply shell shocked. It was such a simple command, but it absolutely blew me away. But I wasn't here for the measly pickings. After buying my cobblestone friend I glanced at the bottom of the screen, looking for more. The illuminating "shop" button captivated me. It was too late, at that point, my life was about to change forever, and I met him. Something about his wet and slobbery toes made me want to do things. These unspeakable acts I cannot even begin to comprehend. I grabbed the lotion, and before my body was aware of what was about to come, I did. My toes started to curl and I could feel my body growing more lightweight by the second. Inexplicably exasperated, I did what any man would do. I simply did it again. After many sleepless nights, and bleeding body parts, I must say this game has changed me for the better. Seeing this ♥♥♥♥, wet, gooey, sapphire lump has made me want to do things that I am unabashed to address. The doctor says I am at risk of being infertile. No matter the circumstances, I still see myself coming back to this game every sad minute of my life. Some people, including my parents, say it's "unnatural" but they would never understand the ecstasy of pure lust I feel when I hear that spine-tingling tone: "doo-wah". Some people unfortunately say that it is "weird to jack off to 'My Singing Monster' characters" These accusations have proved me one message, that I would like to share with everyone: "Don't knock it, 'till you try it." Amen.

Bing Xilling

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Games very fun especially with friends

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Very nice swing club