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12 of 18 (67%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 6:07pm

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 6:15pm

Notavirus.exe

You installed a virus in IT.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 4:04am

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 7:35pm

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 1:07am

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 1:03am

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:33am

Dope

You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 10:30pm

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 4:33am

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 2:21am

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M

You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 12:12am

Koniec

You completed Paradigm. Dope.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 3:15am



Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.