SlaughterMelon
Legend!!
Quebec, Canada
The Melon Who Can't Spin
They Only Fear Me For What I Can Become
On The Count Of Three I'm Going Now
I Sack'd Reynauld
Be Laughed at. Be Laughed at and Become Strong.
Here Comes The Funny
The Real Platinum God
He Can't Hurt Us if Were In The Water
Its Like Fishing for Fish
My Favorite Dog is Pizza
Orally Armed to do Bodily Harm
And That The Whole Land Thereof is Brimstone and Salt
Jesus Its Freezing! Why Do You Have Eggs?
The Wind Had a Voice and it was Sadder Then The End
Never Eat Buttered Toast Bread Side Up
It's Tomorrow's Week
Therefore Whoever Slay Cain Vengeance Shall be Taken on Him Sevenfold
It's All About Cooking the Everliving ♥♥♥♥ out of Everything
He Plays Like One Possessed by a Demon, a Whole Horde of Demons
Victory for the Melon Race
Nah Man, the Stars are Too Cool to Look At
Mememto Mori
I'm Goin Down Swingin'
Long Live the King
Vladimir Putin is my Favourite Super Hero
Get Your Lettuce Together Man
Hell is What You Make of It
DJ Eggwhites
I Own The Playground
Scummy but Great
How Many Pairs of Goggles Does This Guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Need
"There's a Fire Right There." "I'll Eat It Raw."
Anything Free is Worth Saving Up For
Don't Forget The Lava Sauce
I Must Go in, for the Fog is Rising
Back in Ancient Times Salt was Worth as Much as Gold
I'll Trade You a Saber Tooth Tiger for a Shotgun
You Think That Bubbles Gunna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stop Me ♥♥♥♥♥?
"Melon We Need to go! We Need to go Now!" *Torch Goes Out* *Scream*
I'm Gunna Kill This Guy for the Stupid Mistake of Saying Hi to Me
Life is the Story We Make Out of Death, With Every Hello, a Goodbye
The Melon Who Can't Spin
They Only Fear Me For What I Can Become
On The Count Of Three I'm Going Now
I Sack'd Reynauld
Be Laughed at. Be Laughed at and Become Strong.
Here Comes The Funny
The Real Platinum God
He Can't Hurt Us if Were In The Water
Its Like Fishing for Fish
My Favorite Dog is Pizza
Orally Armed to do Bodily Harm
And That The Whole Land Thereof is Brimstone and Salt
Jesus Its Freezing! Why Do You Have Eggs?
The Wind Had a Voice and it was Sadder Then The End
Never Eat Buttered Toast Bread Side Up
It's Tomorrow's Week
Therefore Whoever Slay Cain Vengeance Shall be Taken on Him Sevenfold
It's All About Cooking the Everliving ♥♥♥♥ out of Everything
He Plays Like One Possessed by a Demon, a Whole Horde of Demons
Victory for the Melon Race
Nah Man, the Stars are Too Cool to Look At
Mememto Mori
I'm Goin Down Swingin'
Long Live the King
Vladimir Putin is my Favourite Super Hero
Get Your Lettuce Together Man
Hell is What You Make of It
DJ Eggwhites
I Own The Playground
Scummy but Great
How Many Pairs of Goggles Does This Guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Need
"There's a Fire Right There." "I'll Eat It Raw."
Anything Free is Worth Saving Up For
Don't Forget The Lava Sauce
I Must Go in, for the Fog is Rising
Back in Ancient Times Salt was Worth as Much as Gold
I'll Trade You a Saber Tooth Tiger for a Shotgun
You Think That Bubbles Gunna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Stop Me ♥♥♥♥♥?
"Melon We Need to go! We Need to go Now!" *Torch Goes Out* *Scream*
I'm Gunna Kill This Guy for the Stupid Mistake of Saying Hi to Me
Life is the Story We Make Out of Death, With Every Hello, a Goodbye
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Cat 25 Jan @ 11:21am 
Take 10 steps back. NOW! :BITRAY_Angry:
Cendis 25 Jan @ 11:04am 
+rep master of tactics
Koro 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:34pm 
fart
Maxwell 2 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26pm 
I would pay money to watch your head get smashed. :steamhappy:
Ragestone 2 Jul, 2024 @ 9:55am 
Cool profile pic!
Cat 23 Apr, 2023 @ 6:30pm 
"rizzy goblin" :dofkskull: