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25 of 27 (93%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 7:38am

Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 2:50am

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 7:35am

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 2:32am

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 3:25am

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 5:57am

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 6:33am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 10:45pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 1:01pm

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:11am

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 4:26am

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 7:19am

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 3:25am

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 5:04am

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2016 @ 12:41pm

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2016 @ 11:03pm

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 5:10am

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 12:38am

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2016 @ 4:39am



The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.