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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 9:08am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:13am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 10:46am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2020 @ 4:40am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 11:51am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 May, 2020 @ 8:43am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2019 @ 9:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 9:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2019 @ 6:07am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2019 @ 3:13am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 8:25am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 May, 2020 @ 7:05am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2020 @ 5:13am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:56am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2019 @ 12:07pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2018 @ 8:22am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:14am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 10:17am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2018 @ 5:07am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 11:55am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2019 @ 6:07am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:45am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 6:21am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 11:32am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 11:45am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2019 @ 3:30am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 7:50am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!