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First Law of Bicycling:
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.
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How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
-- Elliot, "E.T."
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[Chris jumps on Peter's lap]
Chris: Dad, the scouts are no fun. I just want to draw. Oh, and... [kisses Peter]
Peter: Son, I am going to stand up, walk out of this room, and we are never to speak of this again.
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There's only one everything.
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The Beatles:
Paul McCartney's old back-up band.
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Mystics always hope that science will some day overtake them.
-- Booth Tarkington
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DW is based on a slew of old myths, which reach their most 'refined' form
in Hindu mythology, which in turn of course derived from the original Star
Trek episode 'Planet of Wobbly Rocks where the Security Guard Got Shot'.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
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"Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it."
-- Mark Twain
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