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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States 
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ㅤ* Your birthday is joke.
ㅤ* Descartes walks into a pub. "Would you like a beer sir?" asks the landlord politely. Descartes replies, "I think not" and ping! he vanishes.
ㅤ* Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!