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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:41am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:14pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:47pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:27am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:37pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 28 May, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:55pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:15pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:55pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 3:30pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:15pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 4:57pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 5:43pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 12:54pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 1:19pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 1:40pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:38pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2020 @ 2:41pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:54am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 1:10pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:52pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 12:25pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 5:16pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 30 May, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 27 May, 2021 @ 4:56pm