Hellaur, I'm-
!! This user has incurred [13] counts of overdue library books !!
Oustanding rentals include:

- Caring For Your Extra-dimensional Anomaly
- The Bear Who Dared
- Choose your own Columbo-venture: The Three Ruby Eyes of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Up Skeleton Citadel
- Miniature Barista Wins the Big Race!
- Cybergator Noir: Sins of a Bygone Bayou
- Butter Hell
- A Brief History of Spicy Three Meat Jambalaya (Volumes 1,4,12-15, and 35)