While in trade click my avatar to view my profile details..
(about 3,000 in server hours as of 08/05/2013)

I live in the slums, deal on the black market, and don't give a damn about my reputation with strangers.

I am an admin on a few different TF2 servers where I abuse my powers for the benefit and amusement of the community. Please don't post trade comments on my steam profile.

Come play with me on The Black Market Party & Trade Server: 74.91.113.210:27015
Or TF2-Trader .com Unusual Server: 74.63.77.210:27015

Yes, I will make a sandvich for you if you ask nicely but it will cost you (I'll take a scrap for that).

Someday I will learn to play the game, I swear! Maybe you can help?
Meanwhile, these are my favorite TF2 trade servers, where you'll probably find me collecting flare guns, sorting my backpack or attempting to learn how to actually use my weapons.

The Black Market
connect 173.208.183.21:27016
A beautifully detailed dark urban back alley ambiance map created by Resin_. Trading, games, helpful friendly community, a diner and of course, the Siren Cinema.

TF2-Trader.com Unusual Server
Connect 74.63.77.210:27015
Sometimes you just have to face the facts and head over to an unusual server to find that dream hat or sell that rare item that is weighing you down, and this is the place to go. Fun and friendly and mostly polite! Also: new expanded map coming soon with flavor and functionality! Stay tuned.

Luigi Thirty's Trading Post - [RiP]
No longer open... for the time being?
This was home to the original TF2 Trading Post map, created by Luigi30 (and modified by him for several other popular trade servers).


_________________________"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."__________________

Note: If you send me a message and I don't answer, please don't take it personally. I've been known to take a couple days to respond, no joke. I generally have at least a dozen programs running and my tf2 sounds mute when I tab away from the window. I am up and down from my desk every few minutes and I have all the sounds disabled from all of my chat programs. I usually only notice all the backlogged messages when I am about to shut Steam down because I've lost my loadout. Here is an example, so you can try to grasp what I am saying. I am NOT intentionally ignoring you, is the bottom line.
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Because sometimes pretending is not quite unreal enough, let's pretend to pretend!
Take virtual item enjoyment to the next level - here is a hat simulator simulator! Now you can pretend to craft your pretend items and pretend to unbox your pretend hats from your pretend crates without all the buyers remorse afterwards! Good luck!

We can waste time organizing our backpacks, crafting metal, and eventually crafting hats over here! [seanj.afraid.org]
Alternatively we can uncrate unusuals (and not-so-unusuals) over here. [cratesim.appspot.com]
__________________ Also, this is why I Might Not "Respawn" to Your Message Right Away