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4 people found this review helpful
61.6 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pros: It looks great, animations are fantastic, customisation is on point, and I've been immersed for the past 9 hours straight...

Cons though:
- Camera and lighting are so inconsistent...If the camera goes above the ceiling (apartment roof) the apartment lights up with daylight, below is a warm glow from the lamps, then suddenly everything changes colour shade... Still looks good, but it gets annoying fast with the inconsistency.
- Unable to multitask - eating and talking? nope. Eating snacks while walking? nope. The eating and talking really bothers me... family just sits in silence at meal time. (I hope its just an early access thing)
- Speaking of meals - Unable to cook for more than 1 at a time?? What??
- Activities end too quickly too: Use punching bag ends within 10 seconds; Practice swinging with bat only swings once...it kind of needs to repeat until stopped (like sims) or until another need goes red at least.
- and inviting people to hangout freezes you in position until they arrive...I sat their for a whole minute once waiting for one person to show up...I could have been prepping food or anything while I waited, but the game said no.

I see a lot of promise, and I do really like the game, but it's got quite a few things to fix before it can come out of early access. It's a pretty good start though.
Posted 29 March, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.5 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
In its simplest form, it's Only Up!, but co-op. Which is a MASSIVE WIN.

Fully recommend.
Posted 19 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
290.1 hrs on record (132.5 hrs at review time)
Through our combined determination and courage, Managed Democracy has prevailed again.

I became part of the Elite Peacekeeping Force, saw exotic new lifeforms, and spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy;
All while having the most fun I've had in years.

Fully recommend.
Posted 6 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
218.6 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Valheim, Conan Exiles, and Minecraft: three games I played to death;

Enshrouded combines all three, and I absolutely love it.
I'm gonna be playing this all year.

Posted 29 January, 2024.
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18.7 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Only the determined reach the top.

Prepare to fall, lose an hour of progress, rage quit, blame the game, contemplate uninstalling it, then find yourself firing it back up the next day to try again, and again... and again...

Good old edge-of-your-seat fun.
Posted 12 June, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
11.4 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Played for a little while, a few bugs which is expected from an early access, but the devs are on top of it, hot fixing within hours. i'm impressed.

The game looks fantastic, I can see it going places.
Posted 9 December, 2021.
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23.3 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
This game is magnificent;
-Everything looks amazing.
-Facial animations are unreal.
-Combat is fluid and satisfying.
Best Tomb Raider yet.
Posted 25 January, 2020.
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