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ItsOnePunzzz

Shipgirl trash

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Ello~ I have the humor level of FilthyFrank and the cooking skills of HowToBasic. xD

Follow/Sub to my Twitch!! [www.twitch.tv]

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11 years (now 4 months engaged) with a soccer girl 051413 <3

"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, And his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." - Moira O'Deorain, Overwatch

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More About Me (i guess)

I could use the Summary section to put all this stuff in, but whatever.

Anyways, hello and welcome to my profile. My name is EJ, and I'm XXIX years old. Culinary Arts is my major, but I love sleeping and gaming a little more than eating. And speaking of eating, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE burgers, though I've been cheating on burgers for tacos lately... hehe

Do I watch anime? Damn right, I do.

My humor falls under dark and offensive humor. With that information, I guess it's safe to say that I'm going to hell. But fear not, for I also love quality ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and dank memes. lol

Uhm, I used to be the warrior of the trackpad in GMod circa 2015, but all that changed when I bought a mouse and a new laptop. And also because my friends and I switched over to Fortnite in late 2017 and became the main sniper of the team.
Hmm, what else to say...
Oh, and I have the best soccer grill since May 2013.

Oh, and btw. While you're here, please follow me or sub to my twitch [www.twitch.tv]!!

Here's some random ♥♥♥♥ coming from my potato of a brain...

F is for friends who do stuff together...
U is for u and me...
N is for "NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO SMOKEY"

Sometimes, when I'm sad, I think of all the bad things that I've done. And then, I also think about the other bad things I've thought of doing. I realize that I take things too seriously, so you know what I did? I went to sleep and aw ♥♥♥♥, I woke up at work...

I may be all laughs and smiles, busting jokes left and right. But deep down inside, I'm fighting a war by myself AGAINST myself. Always stalemating, though...

I seek solace in the company of my loved ones, including my friends, S/O, and my right hand. BOTH of my hands.

Daaaaammmmmnnn girl, you've got nice melons. Too bad I'm not black~ :^)
(If you got offended by this, I've already warned you beforehand that I'm into offensive humor, and it includes racist jokes. So miss me with your snowflake ass.

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I've got a present with your name on it. ...Wait, these are my groceries.

Not even Flex Tape can fix a broken heart, so I don't think you'll have much luck fixing that wide ass gap in your teeth. :^)

I like getting blowjobs....from my 2 electric fans 'cuz it's hella hot in my room, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

An Important PSA For New and Current Friends Real Quick

Me, an edgelord? Puh-lease. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, especially here on Steam. If you really know me, you'd know that I don't take a lot of things seriously. I'm the most retarded person ever with the personality of a house of cards. Trust me when I say, that I love all of my friends dearly. Yes, I'd take a punch in the face or even jump in front of a bullet for them. I'll do anything for them, because that's just how much my friends mean to me. If you're one of them and you're reading this, just know that even if I don't show it, I appreciate you for even putting up with me and my twisted ass sense of humor, and I love y'all so much. Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Your self-proclaimed Certified Sad Boi
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EJ a.k.a OnePunsMan

My OUR COMRADES

The Cookie God Himself who is also my self-proclaimed bae lmao
The Ultimate Revenger
Nothing but a ship full of eggplants, Senran Kagura, and the word "poi".
Scout with a Jar-shaped head
Master of the Bivalves
Azlan's Disciple/Leader of the Hobbit Regime marching towards Isengard
Humanoid Salt Deposit
Mac Gamer who works at a McD's, but he can MacMc♥♥♥♥ You Up in Halo
I can't even label this guy. All you need to know is that he loves croissants. That's it.
Guy who shares a nickname with the mammoth from Ice Age
A certain masked Japanese motorcycle super hero
Some Filipino dude who decided to join our cause lol
Carpal Tunnel boi

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