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Recent reviews by Meles Meles

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2 people found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
It's like the forgotten Dreamcast game that your geeky cousin swears is the best thing he ever played.

It's a lightweight business sim/open world collectathon where you drive around in an indestructible Japanese truck with a bratty disembodied finger who claims to be your sexy secretary.

There's so much dialogue that it almost feels like a visual novel, but the writing is pretty great, so I'm okay with that.
Posted 22 June.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty darn questionable to release a game without a reliable save function in this day and age
Posted 7 April.
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1 person found this review funny
92.0 hrs on record
I like how it pretends to be all about the beauty and sanctity of nature, while you go around blasting .50 caliber bullets into the face of every single motherloving creature you see.
Posted 17 February.
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0.9 hrs on record
100% realistic basement-of-a-rave simulator.
Posted 9 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
The most fun you'll have killing your friends since GoldenEye.
Posted 30 October, 2024. Last edited 28 November, 2024.
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17.0 hrs on record
It's the game about Dave. Dave is a diver. He likes sush. He pours tea. Sometimes he communes with merpeople and murders eco terrorists.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
14.7 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Not the smoothest port of a mobile game ever, I recommend playing it in a smaller window, but it's as hideously cute and furiously addictive as the rest of these damn things.
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's still very early days for this game. Right now you get one map, six survivors and a handful of enemies, so you will manage to see it all within just a few hours.

As a dopamine delivery device it definitely works, it feels pretty great tearing into hordes of zombies with helicopters and miniguns, so hopefully the game will start to become a lot deeper and more diverse as updates begin to arrive.
Posted 14 July, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
18.3 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like if Thief Simulator, Deus Ex and Uplink had a baby, and that baby was all about catching killers and doing sneaky private detective things.

It is very, very good and very impressive, but it's also early days, and there are still a lot of bugs. You get the sense that there will be a lot more stuff added as the game develops.

The cases are kinda simplistic, and there's not a ton of variety at this point, but there's plenty of information in the game world that I'm sure the devs are gonna use to expand that.

As an immersive sim, it's already stupidly good. Just be ready for a bumpy ride and some bug reports!
Posted 28 April, 2023. Last edited 28 April, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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2.3 hrs on record
If you wanna be disrespected by a clueless developer and buy a bunch of stuff that you already have, and have it run worse than it already does, then this is the game for you. Enjoy!
Posted 13 April, 2023.
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