I once absend-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant
and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and
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Inara: "Come into my shuttle."

Saffron: "You would lie with me?"

(alarms sound)

Inara: "I guess we've lied enough."
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Where's the man could ease a heart
Like a satin gown?
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress"
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #9

THE PARKING PROBLEM IN PARIS: Jean-Luc

What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with your face?

i agree abou that pinion server ♥♥♥♥

I hate pinion so much. For some unknow reason they sent me an email regarding advertising. Idiots. This is my reply...

Once upon a time there were official L4D2 servers that we joyful to game on with not an ad in sight - times were good. Then one day a dark shadow drew across the gaming land and all players were now subjected to the same advert over and over. At first is wa a bit cute but over time after many plays and no ability to shut it off with it repeating three times over gamers grew resentful and turned on the evil pinion overlords. It was during this battle pinion servers crashed many systems if they attempted to close the advert therefore forcing once mighty killing machines in crying little babies who retreated into a corner for fear of another pinion advert.

Then these warriors rose up and with shift keys held down they revolted through angry emails and forum posts venting their mutual disgust and shared horror stories of pinon moving in on their innocent servers and turning it all to ♥♥♥♥. Now this dark force threatens us once more and again we gamers unite against this evil foe hell bent of punishing us with adverts of ♥♥♥♥ we dont want or need.

Hope you enjoyed the story - now please unsubscribe me from this junk. Pinion, its subsideries, affiliates or third parties are not permitted to send any material that in any way pertains to advertisement.

You have been served. Next email is a breach.

Eat a ♥♥♥♥ yo,
Rage Gamer

ur display pic is seriously scary

enter this into ur console to get 1 ping u ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DUMB ♥♥♥♥
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12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
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