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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿
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⠄⢀⣴⣦⣤⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⢡⣤⠄⠄⣈⡏⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣛⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⢀⠄⠄⠄ TODAY IS THE DAY
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⣿⣿⣯⠛⠛⠛⠋⠄⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⡸⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣉⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⠄⠄⠄⠙⢦⡎⠉⠉⠙⢯⣅⡠⠴⠊⠄⣷⣾⣷⣿⣿⣷⣷⣾⣾⣷

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.