Been around the world twice
Talked to everyone once
Seen two whales ♥♥♥♥
Been to three world fairs
I even know a man in Tailand with a wooden ♥♥♥♥
I push more peter more sweeter and more completer
than any other peter pusher around.

I'm a hard-bodied, hairy-chested, rootin'-tootin', shootin', parac'-hutin'
Demolition, double-cap crimpin' frogman
There ain't nothing I can't do
No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.

Learned a lot of lessons in my life
Never shoot a large-caliber man with a small-caliber bullet.

Drive all kinds of trucks
Two-bys, four-bys, six-bys
And those big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that bend and go, "Shhh-Shhh"
When you step on the brakes.

Anything in my life worth doing is worth overdoing, Moderation is for cowards
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a UDT Navy SEAL diver.

I'll wine, dine, interwine and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done
So if you're feeling foggy, then better jump, because this frogman's been there, done that and is going back for more.

Cheers Boys