bought BG3 to ♥♥♥♥ a bear +rep

What’s up academy ŴНѲƦĔŞ?🌠👅👄💦Let’s go watch 👀 some celebrities grip 🤜a golden man 🧑‍🦱as hard as you grip your mans ҪӦҫҜ✊🍆🍆 Cameras🎥aren’t reserved for hollyWOOD….nominate your best ϽLĪȾ pic📸 and make sure the red carpet 🟥matches the drapes🔴! or submit your sex tape 😻📹for best ҪӦҫҜumentary😜😜.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃 comes to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 10 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 4 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋 IF YOU GET 6 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don’t send this to 1️⃣0️⃣other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

"My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:

All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

So in total I love you Pokimane...My soul is yours, take it and be free with it, and if you need it:All my skills, money and energy are yours for the taking, just do me a favor and use it wisely

Dude here's what I need from you, I need for you to make me as beautiful as I am to you and I will do the same for you so you can take you from this world. Then we will live a life full of happiness. will ask you to have sex with me in the next 10 days, If we don't have sex, or if I fail to tell you I love you or want you, i will just be wondering about our life together with my soul longing for yours and without you my life would be nothing but a funeral. Will do anything to be with you."

used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

This guy hates women

“Says the poor brainless console peasant. No mods, no money to achieve high performance, no creativity to set up your own devices. Calling me pathetic lol, I actually work and gather money for Gaming PC whilst you console peasants probably beg to your parents for buying you a console. So tell me, have you been a good brat by doing house chores?”

So basically I’m being forced to play this game but it’s so long it’s called “life” by Jesus and I really don’t feel like playing anymore ngl the storyline is ♥♥♥♥ and too long. Any tips on how to speed run?

"nobody disrespects my kitten" the discord moderator types, tears of anger rolling down his face. He types so furiously every type moves the dorito dust on his keyboard. He banned the person he was furious at. He chuckles, "i will not let anybody disrespect you my kitten" the moderator types as he hugs his anime body pillow with a hole in it.

⚠️WARNING ⚠️ON December 31⚠️IM GOING TO TAKE A BIG DUMP IN THE TOILET ⚠️SHARE AND SPEARD IT AROUND!!

People who say no u make me want to throw up. When i’m having a valiant argument with the scum of the internet and they say no u, I want the ground to shake where they fall and swallow them up again. ♥♥♥♥ you you useless piece of unwanted crappy smelly trash. Why don’t you come up with a better response than no u you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. Your parents probably hate you for your lack of vocabulary. You probably sit and act like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because of your lack of vocabulary skills. ♥♥♥♥ you. People who say No U are the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scum of the earth. Come up with better comebacks you simpleton. Kill yourself while your at it you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Come at me next time with a better response tou peasant. I deserve a better response instead of just no u you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown. I’m waiting for a well written response ♥♥♥♥♥. Thank you ♥♥♥♥.

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if... what if i would have drank that pee?