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Lethal Company is the perfect game for people who love working in haunted warehouses with friends and being absolutely terrible at it. The premise is simple: collect items and escape before the paranormal entities turn you into a ghost’s snack. The execution? Absolute chaos.

Every round quickly devolves into screaming, blaming your friends for everything, and running for your life while they "accidentally" lock you in a room with a murderous entity. It’s like if Scooby-Doo and a horror movie had a baby, but everyone forgot how to do their jobs.

10/10, would let my friends abandon me to die again.
Publisert 17. september.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
1 person syntes denne anmeldelsen var nyttig
27.8 timer totalt (5.6 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
Predecessor is like a MOBA, but instead of clicking furiously on tiny characters, you're in the action, dodging abilities like you're Neo in the Matrix (except you’re not, and you’ll probably die... a lot). Every match is a rollercoaster of "I’m the best player alive!" followed immediately by "Why am I like this?"

The heroes are all unique, and by "unique," I mean they each have their own special way of making you realize you're terrible at the game. But hey, at least the graphics are so good you’ll enjoy watching yourself fail in HD.

10/10, would die again.
Publisert 16. september.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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Skyrim is the game where you start off as a brave warrior destined to save the world from dragons, but end up spending 90% of your time collecting wheels of cheese and trying to pickpocket everyone in Whiterun without getting caught.

The world of Skyrim is breathtakingly beautiful, with majestic mountains, serene forests, and caves filled with things that want to eat your face off. I once spent an entire day climbing a mountain just to find a talking mud crab that insulted my fashion sense.

Character customization is fantastic – you can create a hero with chiseled features and a stern demeanor, or a sneaky thief with a penchant for stealing sweet rolls. Just don’t forget to level up your sneaking skill, unless you enjoy being chased across town by angry guards.

The quests are epic and varied, from slaying dragons to delivering love letters to someone’s secret admirer who turns out to be a giant troll. The NPCs have personalities as diverse as their dialogue options – you’ll meet warriors with hearts of gold, wizards with egos the size of High Hrothgar, and shopkeepers who really need to invest in better security.

Skyrim is a mix of adventure, exploration, and absurdity. It’s like playing Dungeons & Dragons with a group of friends who have a knack for getting into trouble. 10/10, would Fus Ro Dah a chicken again!
Publisert 18. juni.
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37.6 timer totalt (23.8 timer da anmeldelsen ble skrevet)
Red Dead Redemption 2 Online is like the wild west, but with more chaos and fewer baths. It’s where you can fulfill your cowboy dreams alongside a cast of characters who are as unpredictable as a rodeo bull on caffeine.

The world is vast and stunning, with landscapes that make you want to stop and take it all in – right before you accidentally ride off a cliff because you were admiring the sunset. Pro tip: horses can't fly, no matter how majestic the view.

Character customization lets you create a gunslinger that’s as unique as a tumbleweed in a tornado. Whether you want to be a sharp-shooting desperado or a fashion-forward cowpoke, the options are there – just don’t be surprised if you end up wearing a raccoon hat and chaps made of skunk fur.

The gameplay offers everything from intense shootouts to hijinks with friends. Robbing banks is thrilling, but nothing beats lassoing your buddy and dragging them through town like a reluctant calf. And let’s not forget the joy of fishing with dynamite – because why catch one fish when you can catch a dozen?

Red Dead Redemption 2 Online is a blend of adventure, laughter, and occasional frustration when your horse decides to moonwalk off a cliff. It’s like a spaghetti western directed by the Marx Brothers. 10/10, would wrangle virtual cattle again!
Publisert 18. juni.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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Elden Ring is the best hiking simulator I've ever played. You get to explore a stunningly beautiful world filled with picturesque landscapes and terrifying creatures that can kill you in one hit. Imagine going on a nature walk and suddenly getting drop-kicked by a 20-foot-tall tree monster. Welcome to Elden Ring.

Character customization is top-notch. You can spend hours making the perfect hero, only to cover them up with armor that makes you look like a medieval tin can. The combat is challenging but rewarding – nothing beats the thrill of defeating a boss after 57 attempts, except maybe realizing it was just the tutorial boss.

The NPCs are a quirky bunch, offering cryptic advice that’s about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. And the lore? It’s deep and mysterious, like trying to understand why your cat knocks things off the table at 3 AM.

Elden Ring is a rollercoaster of frustration and triumph. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll question your life choices, and then you’ll keep playing because it’s just that good. 10/10, would get repeatedly squashed by a giant knight again!
Publisert 18. juni.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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No Man's Sky: where every planet is a surprise, every alien is your new best friend (or worst nightmare), and the number of bugs matches the number of stars in the sky.

I started on a toxic wasteland where everything wanted to kill me – felt like home. Then I met a space cow that looked at me funny, so I named it "Moo-dusa." Got lost in space for a few hours, but hey, I discovered a planet covered in space pineapples and giant mushrooms.

Building bases is great, except when your friend builds theirs inside yours. Space travel is awesome too, except when your ship decides to somersault into a black hole. Multiplayer means you can finally share the existential dread of the infinite cosmos with your pals.

No Man's Sky is a beautiful, chaotic, and buggy journey through space. It’s like Star Trek, if Kirk got stuck in walls and Spock was a glowing deer. 10/10 would get lost in space again!
Publisert 18. juni.
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Helldivers 2 is the ultimate friendship test. Picture this: you and your pals are elite soldiers tasked with saving the universe, but with friendly fire always on. The biggest threat? Your trigger-happy squadmates.

I've never laughed harder than when my friend accidentally nuked us all. Ammo drops? They're like space anvils. Customize your hero, look epic, then get eaten by alien bugs or flattened by a teammate's airstrike.

10/10
Publisert 18. juni.
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Detroit: Become Human is the most emotional game about androids since my Roomba got stuck under the couch. Picture this: you’re an android in a futuristic Detroit, and your biggest challenge isn’t just becoming human, but also dealing with the humans who can’t seem to keep their lives together.

I loved playing as Connor, the android detective with the personality of a toaster, who somehow became my favorite character. His awkward interactions and relentless optimism make every investigation a hilarious mix of CSI and Robot Chicken. Kara’s storyline had me questioning my parenting skills while trying not to get her and her kid killed – which I did, repeatedly. Sorry, Alice.

Then there’s Markus, who starts as a housekeeper and ends up leading a revolution. It’s like watching your Roomba decide to overthrow humanity after vacuuming one too many dust bunnies. The choices you make actually matter, which is why I ended up with an ending that was part utopia, part dumpster fire. Oops.

Detroit: Become Human is a rollercoaster of feels, with stunning graphics and characters you’ll either love or laugh at. It’s like if Westworld and The Sims had a dramatic, slightly glitchy baby. 10/10, would make terrible decisions again!
Publisert 2. mai. Sist endret 18. juni.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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Grand Theft Auto V is the game where you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without ever leaving your couch – or getting arrested! From robbing banks to racing jets, this game has it all, plus a side of chaos and a sprinkle of satire.

The story follows three protagonists: Michael, a retired bank robber trying to keep his dysfunctional family from imploding; Franklin, a repo man with dreams of making it big; and Trevor, a psycho with a heart of gold and a penchant for mayhem. Playing as Trevor is like being a bull in a china shop – if the china shop was on fire and surrounded by cops.

The open world of Los Santos is a playground of possibilities. Want to skydive into a moving vehicle? Go for it. Feel like causing a traffic jam with a tank? Why not? Just be prepared for the cops, and maybe invest in a good lawyer.

The multiplayer, GTA Online, is a madhouse of heists, races, and ridiculous outfits. Nothing says "I'm a serious criminal mastermind" like robbing a bank in a hot pink jumpsuit while riding a rocket-powered motorcycle.

GTA V is a mix of action, humor, and satire that never takes itself too seriously. It’s like playing cops and robbers with your friends, but with way more explosions and fewer scraped knees. 10/10, would steal a fighter jet again just to crash it into the ocean.
Publisert 28. april. Sist endret 18. juni.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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Apex Legends is the game where you drop in as a squad, equipped with legendary skills and the determination of a caffeine-fueled gamer – only to get punched to death by a guy in his underwear within the first 30 seconds.

The characters, or "Legends," are a quirky bunch with unique abilities. I main Mirage, the guy who creates decoys, which means I get to confuse both my enemies and myself. Nothing beats the satisfaction of watching my hologram run into a wall while I get sniped from a mile away.

The map is stunning, filled with breathtaking vistas and countless places to die. My favorite strategy is to land in the hottest zone, grab a Mozambique, and then frantically run around screaming while my teammates ask why I didn’t grab the body armor right next to me.

Teamwork is key in Apex Legends, which is why I always play with randoms who immediately disconnect when they don’t get their favorite character. Communication is top-notch, too – thank you, ping system, for letting me know there’s a Level 1 Backpack here for the tenth time.

Apex Legends is a wild ride of fast-paced action, tactical gameplay, and hilarious missteps. It’s like if Fortnite and Overwatch had a chaotic, adrenaline-pumping baby. 10/10, would get carried by 12-year-olds again!
Publisert 14. januar. Sist endret 18. juni.
Var denne anmeldelsen nyttig? Ja Nei Morsom Utmerkelse
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