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Risk of Rain 2 is the game where you crash-land on an alien planet and then proceed to slaughter everything that moves, all while desperately trying to find a way home before you’re overwhelmed by an ocean of angry aliens.

The game starts off innocently enough – you pick your survivor (basically space Indiana Jones or a robot with a penchant for flamethrowers) and drop into a vibrant world filled with deadly creatures and loot crates that may or may not contain a teleporter part.

The gameplay is frantic and addictive. As time passes, the difficulty ramps up, and suddenly you find yourself facing hordes of enemies that make you question your life choices and your ability to dodge roll. But fear not, because along the way you’ll find power-ups that turn you into a walking apocalypse – at least until you get insta-killed by a boss you weren’t expecting.

Co-op is where Risk of Rain 2 shines brightest. Team up with friends to laugh hysterically as you try to revive each other while a giant magma worm chases you across the map. Communication is key, unless your only strategy is to run in circles and hope for the best (which, let’s be honest, sometimes works).

Risk of Rain 2 is a thrilling blend of roguelike action and multiplayer mayhem. It’s like if Diablo and a bullet hell shooter had a lovechild on an alien planet. 10/10, would panic roll into a pit of lava again!
Publicada em 27 de novembro de 2020. Última edição em 18 de junho de 2024.
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Counter-Strike 2 is the ultimate test of reflexes, strategy, and trash talk tolerance. The graphics are stunning, the maps are tense, and every corner is a potential deathtrap. The weapons feel great, especially when you accidentally buy a Negev and go full Rambo.

The community is... colorful. Expect to be yelled at in multiple languages for missing shots, and enjoy the tactical crouching (teabagging) as a high form of in-game respect.

Counter-Strike 2 is like chess with explosions. 10/10, would get flashbanged by my own team again!
Publicada em 1 de março de 2020. Última edição em 18 de junho de 2024.
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Planet Zoo is the game that lets you fulfill your childhood dream of becoming a zookeeper, complete with all the joys and frustrations of managing a zoo. It’s like The Sims, but with giraffes that occasionally escape and pandas that demand better bamboo.

The graphics are stunning, and each animal is meticulously animated and detailed. Watching a herd of elephants roam through their savannah habitat is as mesmerizing as it is adorable, especially when they decide to play soccer with a watermelon.

Building and managing your zoo is both challenging and rewarding. From designing exhibits to managing staff, every decision impacts your zoo’s success. Just remember that guests will complain if the penguins don’t have enough ice or if the lions roar too loudly during nap time.

The animals have personalities of their own, which can lead to hilarious moments. I once watched a gorilla throw a tantrum because its favorite enrichment toy was stolen by a sneaky orangutan. And don’t get me started on the escaped flamingos that turned the parking lot into a tropical paradise.

Planet Zoo is a mix of simulation, strategy, and unexpected animal antics. It’s like running a zoo with your heart in one hand and a shovel in the other. 10/10, would chase escaped monkeys again!
Publicada em 9 de novembro de 2019. Última edição em 18 de junho de 2024.
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Rainbow Six Siege is the game where you plan meticulously, execute with precision, and then blow everything up because Gary didn't check for traps. This game has taught me that no matter how elite your squad is, someone will always flashbang themselves.

The operators are diverse and unique, like a tactical Avengers team. I personally enjoy playing as a wall-reinforcing operator, except I usually reinforce the wrong wall and trap my team inside. Sorry, guys!

Communication is key in Siege, which is why it's so funny when no one uses their mic and we end up in a conga line of confusion, all following a recruit who thinks they’re John Wick. The destruction is realistic and satisfying – nothing beats blowing a hole in a wall and surprising the enemy, except when you accidentally blow up your teammate’s carefully laid trap. Oops.

Rainbow Six Siege is a blend of strategy, chaos, and comedy. It’s the only game where you can feel like a tactical genius and a bumbling fool in the same round. 10/10 would breach and clear my own team again!
Publicada em 17 de novembro de 2018. Última edição em 18 de junho de 2024.
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