Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

1. Female
2. Age 16-23
3. Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)
4. Willing to do as I as I ask
5. Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
6. Have 0 male friends
7. Cook 3 meals for me a day
8. Be willing to split to bill on a date
9. Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
10. Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
11. Have sex with me as I ask
12. Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
13. Ideally not have a job
14. Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

Nice Vac Ban ChEaTeR

Hiii! my name is adam xDD im 12 yrs youngg. im taken (((: happily by my 15 yrs youngg gf amy. shes my everything<33333 but i still flirt with all the girls in my class ;) shh. ;x i go to parties every sat. and party at church on sunday, holaaahh! haha, i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist. im bisexual, but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed and i luv lil wayne, and the jonas brothers. i h8 black ppl because they scare me. follow me ok?!!?! =D

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