Recent reviews by Lofty

One long blissful, mind numbing orgasm upon an emotional rollercoaster followed by a crippling existential depression that it's over, I wish I could go back in ignorance to play it fresh. The Witcher 3 showed me just how GOOD games can be. Most engaged by a videogame I have been in at least 5 years.

The boob physics are tasteful. The final 10% of the main story doesn't quite hold up. Vernon Roche has a cool hat.
9.4/10

Positives:
- Drop Kicking is rad.
- Night time is some freaky ♥♥♥♥.
- Grappling hook MVP.

Negatives:
- Crane is such an oaf.

9.7/10 GOTY

gud gaem