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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 6:59pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 7:44pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 9:45am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 9:33am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 8:30am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 8:57am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 2:24pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 4:10pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 8:43pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:25pm

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 7:47pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:29pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 8:49am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 6:54pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 4:26pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 9:59am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 3:49pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 2:17pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 8:35pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 8:23am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 8:30am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2016 @ 9:25pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 2:18pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 5:04pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 6:36pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 8:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2016 @ 5:24pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 4:29pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2016 @ 4:33pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2016 @ 7:57am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2016 @ 1:09pm



Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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