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lots of spanish children 10/10

This game is very, very good.

Wow. What an experience. I'd like to start this review by saying, as a Russian; it is nice to finally see our crusade against the LGBT community finally being acknowledged.
First off, if you hate the 'Childish, cartoony, cringe inducing' game and community that Fortnite is and has, but also hate the 'buggy, not Russian, not LGBT destroying, not realistic enough' game of PUBG, this game will be perfect for you. And if you have been playing ANY other battle royale for a while and want a fresh experience, please buy LGBT VS RUSSIA BATTLEGROUNDS (unless you're coming from Fortnite, don't play this because you are LGBT and we dont want that ♥♥♥♥.)

LGBTVR BG is a reminder that, through all of the terrible, no good, very bad things humanity does, there is always a silver lining LGBTVR BG is that silver lining. From the polished, bug lacking gameplay, to the realism of the reality of Russia that just sucks the player in. I reccomend this game to anyone I see on the streets. Even my grandmother had real WWII flashbacks from Russia and sung the National Anthem of the USSR which caused her to cry. These were not sad tears, but rather tears of joy, tears from a much better, simpler time. Thank you for reading my review, and purchase this game as soon as possible.
PS. One "bug" I found was that you sink right to the bottom of water rather than swimming. However, this "bug" is actually a great addition to the game as it is realistically accurate to the real life way that Russians sink due to their natural stronk abilities. It reminded me of the iron cap from Mario 64 DS when playing as Wario

Good

A game that is, in fact, quite good.