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Ballsified 25 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51pm 
dude, how about you go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lift or work out instead of posting this dumb crap on here everyday. you literally spam my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steam feed non stop with this moronic self loathing. Go outside, run a lap, do some push ups, stop jacking off, and talk to a girl. Guarenteed youll leave this cancerous watering hole in an instant once you get some female interaction. Good luck, or as you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboos say... "Ganbatte"
Ballsified 29 May, 2022 @ 3:41pm 
Mmmmmm... Fried pig ♥♥♥♥♥! Once you eat one of these pig ♥♥♥♥♥ pork rinds, you'll never eat another.. human ♥♥♥♥♥ again. But ♥♥♥♥ human ♥♥♥♥♥! I ♥♥♥♥ dead pigs. You'll read all about it in heartburn how I ♥♥♥♥ them dead pigs before I turn em into pork rinds!
I couldn't get no ♥♥♥♥ from serenity back then. She only wanted dildos in her ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Big phony bologna ♥♥♥♥♥. But now she wants this real ♥♥♥♥. Come here serenity lets show these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how we ♥♥♥♥. Lets show these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ how we ♥♥♥♥. My sweet sweet serenity.
♥♥♥♥ an umbilical cord out of your phony ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind ♥♥♥♥. You'll give birth to a dead pig and we'll cut him into pork rinds.
Ballsified 5 Jan, 2022 @ 11:54pm 
If you're looking for a +rep on this profile you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding garlic bread recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients
4 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin 😉 olive oil
1 loaf crusty bread, split
3 tablespoons grated cheese, Parmigiano or Romano, optional
Chopped fresh parsley

Directions
Combine garlic, butter, and oil in a microwave safe dish or in a small saucepan. Heat garlic and butter and oil in microwave for 1 minute or in a small pot over moderate-low heat for 3 minutes.

Toast split bread under broiler. Remove bread when it is toasted golden brown in color. Brush bread liberally with garlic oil. Sprinkle with cheese, if using, and parsley. If you added cheese, return to broiler and brown 30 seconds. Cut into chunks and serve.
Ballsified 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:34pm 
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Ruso 12 Feb, 2021 @ 3:33am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx