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93 of 93 (100%) achievements earned:
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Red Herring

It worked!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:11pm

Peealot

Peeing upside down since 2012!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:12pm

Made it all the way!

And what for?
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:20pm

It's good to be short!

But not always!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:15pm

Beat dude with another dude!

Where's my dude, dude?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

What what?

Where did it go?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:17pm

You scared it!

You monster!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:04pm

The birth of a salary man

Born to work (aren't we all?)
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:14pm

I command this caterpillar!

Go and search for fake money!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:07pm

Food thief!

The food belongs to the colony!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:08pm

Forbidden love!

Ahh, will they ever be together?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:16pm

I peed your pants.

WHAT?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:48pm

Learn to love!

That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:35pm

Dead end!

Haha!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:36pm

McPixel is mom now!

Free range mom, too!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:45pm

CGAWAVE

It's the new best thing!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:38pm

Nuclear dumpster diving!

What can we find here?
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:45pm

Hello World!

I drew this!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:48pm

Manual trasmission chopper!

They don't make them like they used to!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:29pm

Ice Swimming!

It's the new cool thing!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14pm

You can't hitch a bus!

Or can you?
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:14pm

Do you have a spare asteroid?

I might be addicted.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:28pm

I can't believe you've done that!

He was sleeping!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:21pm

Slay the lamb!

It will bring upon destruction!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:18pm

My people need me!

And worst of all, I'm late for work!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:09pm

Shoot'em up!

Wait, that's not what it's called!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:03pm

Well done!

Congratulations!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:03pm

Now that's a danger noodle

With a case of nuclear munchies!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:01pm

Let some fresh air in!

Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:04pm

I love computers

So good
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:08pm

Thanks for waiting!

You shouldn't have!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:10pm

The funniest joke in the world

It even tells you when to laugh!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:34pm

Is there candy inside?

One way to find out!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:04am

And this is how I met him...

Pants down best looking guy in town!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:11pm

My car is so pushy

Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:21am

Wrong wire!

Sorry, you messed up.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:43pm

It's my car!

Gotta make sure it smells like it!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:52pm

You have a right to remain silent!

It's only fair!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:37pm

What I always wanted to be when I grow up!

No human, no worries!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:44pm

You won't make it back in time.

Not a chance.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:49pm

Right in the jimmy!

It was in self defense!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:08pm

You're a snack!

...for workgroups!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:25pm

The bar for this dive was high!

It was a high dive bar to overcome!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:17pm

Keep your feet on the ground!

Or are you burnt out already?
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:11pm

Touchdown!

Wait, wrong sports!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:22pm

Closing the gap!

Baby steps!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:26pm

What's your goal there?

Eh?
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:36pm

BURP

CLOSED
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:42pm

Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!

It was just a phase!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:50pm

Way to go!

Feels like the end of the world
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:50pm

Take this on your way down!

Down low!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:09pm

Awww, you didn't have to!

Must've been love!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:56pm

Imma just hide in the corner

Wait for this to blow over
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:46pm

Giving up is a virtue!

And worth it sometimes too!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:30am

It's pants time!

Wow!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:27am

Please don't come again!

Ouch!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:46am

Not THAT game!

What's the word?
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:50am

I understand!

It's the language of my people!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:30am

Back my fish up!

Pow!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:35am

Yes

This is the correct thing to do.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:31am

BRB, gotta catch the train!

It's a bullet-time-train!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:36am

Ok, bye!

Weeeeeee!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:29pm

The defendant is ready!

Objection!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:37pm

Pee my ride!

Full of gold!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:27pm

Uno, dos, tres

Quattro!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:31pm

This is my missile!

It has been marked!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:09pm

This is fishy!

Need to investigate!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:44pm

Take care of your eyeballs!

Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:18pm

Why did you pick this up?

You know what this is, right?
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:28pm

Why did you break it?

Someone's gonna need it!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:14pm

You got hit by a smooth golden bar!

You are now worthy
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:36pm

That's all of them!

Poor dudes!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:23pm

Throw it all away!

Way to go!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:27pm

Babies are evil!

But aren't we all?
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:53pm

Achievement Number 1

Congratulations!
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:45pm

DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!

Why would you do that?
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:47pm

Can I get an 'amen'?

No? Ok.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:50pm

Express elevator!

Bye!
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:48pm

Are we there yet?

No.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:22pm

Diligent

It's actually quicker this way too.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:32pm

That was unnecessary.

At least you got an achievement, tho.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:48pm

Do the worm!

Yes!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:33pm

Better call Sos!

He knows all the solutions!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:57pm

The day is saved!

Yay!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

All gags you can eat!

You found them!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:32pm

Stop beating my game!

Heeey!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:42pm

There is nothing else!

You have found all gags in the world!
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:03pm

You can p** the dog

Can I get a retweet for this?
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:06pm

Date poacher!

At least it worked!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:00pm

Barbeque in my pants!

It's hot!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:07pm

Poop goes ploop!

Ploop!
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:08pm

Everybody clap!

That's a good landing!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:34pm

Clear the path!

And get on it!
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:15pm