I miss your lips

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If I must hear "Hawk Tuah" once more

You will wake up every morning and pray for death, in any form or way, to escape my eternal wrath. But you will not find it, no matter how long or how hard you kneel to your false God and beg for release. Your suffering will never end. When your mind breaks, I will fix it and then I will shatter it again. Over and over. The most vile and sinister forms of torture imaginable that would make even Satan shudder in horror will be but a mere speck in comparison to what you will experience, if I EVER hear you say "Hawk Tuah" again. Understand?

Dear Erkki, the son and receiver of the infinite ice cream, I am very glad with my entire soul for your gratefulness. I personally, from the bottom of my heart, say that you're welcome and may the infinite ice cream goodness lead you a slippery and creamy path to your destiny. It shall guide you in moments of dryness and help you slide through side quests with ease. I, furthermore, wish you the best of luck on your journey to mountain creamylicious and all safety.

You’re the ramen to my Naruto, dattebayo! Without you, my life is as empty as a bowl of miso without noodles. 🍜❤️

Girl, you must be my chakra, because every time you're near, I feel powered up like I'm going Nine Tails! 🦊💥