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150.8 hrs on record
Baldur's Gate 3 is like that one crazy D&D campaign you played with your friends, but with better graphics and way fewer Cheetos stains. If you've ever wondered what it's like to embark on an epic quest without leaving the comfort of your gamer throne this game has got you covered.

First things first, character creation is like a buffet of bizarre options. You can be a roguish rogue with a penchant for poetry, a wizard with a knack for puns, or even a barbarian who's so scary that even the monsters are like, "I'm outta here!" Basically, it's a virtual cosplay extravaganza.

The story is your classic "save the world from impending doom" tale, but with a twist. Instead of gathering a fellowship of heroes, you're stuck with a bunch of adventurers who are more dysfunctional than a bag of mismatched dice. Expect arguments over treasure, questionable life choices, and the occasional accidental fireball to the face.

Speaking of fireballs, the combat system is as intricate as a gnome's beard, but don't worry, it's not rocket science. Unless you're a wizard, in which case, yes, you can launch rockets made of fire. The battles are so intense that your party members might just end up hating each other by the end of it. But hey, that's what makes it all the more entertaining.

Exploration in Baldur's Gate 3 is like trying to navigate a maze while blindfolded and on a pogo stick. There are traps, secrets, and more side quests than you can shake a wand at. And yes, there are wands. And spells. And a talking skull. It's a whole smorgasbord of magical mayhem.

The graphics are so stunning that you'll find yourself staring at the scenery instead of actually progressing in the game. Waterfalls glisten, forests sway in the breeze, and you'll wonder why you're not spending your vacation in this virtual wonderland instead of the real world. Plus, you can totally screenshot your character's epic poses and use them as your new profile picture. #WizardGoals

In conclusion, Baldur's Gate 3 is the perfect blend of Dungeons & Dragons and video game magic. It's a wild ride filled with humor, adventure, and more critical fails than you can shake a d20 at. So grab your sword, your spellbook, and your sense of humor because this game is a crit-hit in the fun department. Just be prepared to lose a few hours (or days) of your life to this fantastical journey. And remember, in the world of Baldur's Gate 3, you're the hero, the villain, and the comic relief all rolled into one. Roll for initiative, and let the chaos begin!
Posted 29 September, 2023.
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