Recent reviews by Sedge

I've been playing the game for two weeks now and enjoying the progression. Just recently, found my account locked upon login attempt. I've only been playing with friends, haven't engaged with chat, haven't run any 3rd part software, and have only logged in from home.

No emails or notifications were sent from Grinding Gear Games or Steam. There are no details on why my ability to play the game has been taken away. Grinding Gear support has not responded to an inquiry. Steam is beyond the refund threshold. What does one do now? Charge back from credit card? Seems to be the only recourse from not receiving the services paid for.

Can't believe this developer has not responded or provided any notification on this. Very poor process and support from them. BUYER BEWARE - they may lock your account and keep the cash without warning or justification.

One of the best games I've played.

No servers available on new launch.
No means to play single player without online servers.
No support or word from development.

Awful release. Developer should be ashamed and CEO removed. This would not have been tolerated in any other industry.

Bethesda releases revamped version of the game for an additional $40? Nope. Already purchased the IP license.

Garbage development performs garbage business practices. Take a negative review for my troubles.

One of the worst games I have ever played.

Shallow "plot" on raising cash and followers. Poor driving, poor camera view, poor race mechanics.

Cannot leave a race in single player? ♥♥♥♥♥, quit the game.

This is garbage.

I got called an arab motherf***er.

10/10

Lied to customers in the name of profit margins. Classic bait & switch tactics.

Enjoy microtransactions.

Avoid this steamer - it's free for a reason. Game play represents nothing more than spray 'n' pray, usually with a barrage of rockets. Want to build a specialized weapon? That's fantastic - you'll get minimal use out of it's inteded purpose. Players hold 'W' and 'Mouse1' in this game only.

Lets imagine you get passed that part. Now all you've got left to manage is the constant whining by whichever team is losing at the moment. Classic adolescent rage is hormone heavy here. You're a noob if not as good as they are. You're a 'no lifer' if you're better than they are. You're garbage for using rockets, regardless if they are also. Plan ahead to drop a dozen IQ points by mere association with these kids.

Whatever you decide to do though, don't post criticism on the Steam forums. The devs get quite 'butthurt' about it and are quick to lock topics and ban posters who don't effectively promote their game in a positive light. If you aren't raving about the game, then you aren't opening up creative discussion, so it's not needed.

All in all, pass on this pile of trash. Stick to the TF2 you know and love, not junk like this which is just reaching for your wallet to begin with. It's not worth the time nor disk space.

It's a physics-based "slingshot" game (mimicking angry birds-esque gameplay) that comes together horribly. The actual physics used is so poor, that it's merely a guessing game and repeated tries for any given level. The "story" and writing is worthy of being removed from the game, as it does nothing but hinder the experience. It's as if a middle schooler designed the "plot."

Any sort of strategy is taken away by the shimmering stars you are to collect, which direct you exactly where to launch on each round. The tools implemented to differentiate maps diminish immersion and logic... because I want to launch myself towards pipes and ice cubes...

This game isn't even worth playing free, much less paying for, or even the reads/writes on my hard drive. Stay away from this steamer - I'm actually disgusted that anyone would spend time developing this.

The best game that you will ever rage over. Nothing shuts up those pesky tweens than a giant, shimmering claymore to the teeth. Actually though, it doesn't shut them up at all - they'll scream, cry, and whine with ever pleasurable kill you deliver.

This game is recommended to anyone who enjoys killing and/or proving your superiority over other players. Stick it to those kids; stick it to em good.