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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that (It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha!) I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool gambling game with a lot of dank moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

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It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. “No, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. “No horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying “Aye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”

Step bro, I'm stuck! Can you please help me get out before your mom comes home? I was simply trying to grab my sock out of the dryer when my double thicc thighs got wedged in the opening. Now I'm just stuck here with my ass up high and my spirits down low, sock in my hand.

"Your chess is insane." Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. "Weak tempo play, Hikaru." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Magnus places his Rook into Hikarus open line.

Luigi, look. I don’t care what kind of doors they were. Israel is still the Mushroom Kingdom’s greatest Paisano. They would never lie to us.

”But Mario, it doesn’t make any sense. How could the koopas and the goomba have baked that much pizza pie with the jews in them in just a few years? Think about it, Mario. It a takes time to preheat the ovens. Then they gotta to stuff their bodies in the pizza pie, and then they gotta bake for all that time, Mario. Not even our very own Mushroom Kingdom Pizzaria could make the pizza that fast, much less turn the pizza to ashes”

I can’t even believe a you, Luigi. Ever a since you been datin that princess from the desert, all you can think about is ‘Free Palestine’ this and ‘death to a ♥♥♥♥♥’ that. She’s a bad influence on you Luigi. You need to stop seeing her. This is almost as offensive as that time you did that chinese cowboy impression. That made me almost through up all the linguini I had that day.

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What the ♥♥♥♥ Step Bro?

Anata wa watashi no koto o nan to itta no? Watashi ga neibīshīruzu de kurasu no toppu o sotsugyō ♥♥♥♥♥ koto o ♥♥♥♥♥♥ moraimasu. Arukueda de kazukazu no himitsu no shūgeki ni tazusawatte kimashita. 300-Ri ijō no satsugai ga kakunin sa rete imasu. Watashi wa gorira sensō no kunren o ukete ori, zen beigun no naka de saikō no sogeki-heidesu. Anata wa watashiniha nani no yaku ni mo tatazu, tada no betsu no tāgettodesu. Kono chikyū de kore made mi rarenakatta yōna seikaku-sa de seikō o issō shimasu, watashi no kuso kotoba o māku shimasu. Anata wa intānetto de watashi ni sono tawagoto o iu koto de nigeru koto ga dekiru to omoimasu ka? Mōichido kangaete, fakkā. Watashitachi ga hanashite iru ma, watashi wa Amerika zendo no supai no himitsu nettowāku ni renraku ♥♥♥♥♥ imasu. Anata no IP wa genzai tsuiseki sa rete irunode, arashi no uji ni sonaete okuto yoideshou. Anata ga anata no jinsei to yobu awarena chīsana koto o issō suru arashi.

BE ATTENTIVE TO SYMPTOMS, INCLUDING FEVER (2X A DAY) AVOID SOCIAL CONTACT - SMOKE POTS ALONE! WASH YOUR HANDS FREQUENTLY AND WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME FULFILL QUARANTINE IF YOU HAVE BEEN SENT - INSULATE YOURSELF AT HOME! DO NOT EXIT FOR ANYTHING. IT IS NOT DANGEROUS FOR US BUT FOR OTHERS WITH PATHOLOGIES THAT MAKE THEM WEAK AND FOR THE OWN NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE. CONTAIN THIS - MORE SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY AT A TIME WHEN IT IS REALLY NEEDED TO PLEASE! Stay safe. Your gf's ♥♥♥♥♥♥s are so fat btw

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Your gf's titties are so fat btw

Ayy ugh, my mans... you ugh... maybe ugh... wanna have ugh... promiscuous relationship orsumthinIDK?

U liek peepee

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We Brutii are the only true Romans. We saved Rome, we drove out the kings, we made the Republic. The family deserve respect; respect, and obedience. We know what is best for Rome: new lands, living space, territories, slaves! I know what must be done. The Greeks look down their perfumed noses at all Romans, and they hate us. I'm going to give them a reason for hate...when I've crushed them! Roman steel, that's the answer; Roman steel in the Brutii fist. And the other great Roman families...the Scipii; trash! They have no respect for proper Roman ways, for us! The Julii prostitute themselves. As if the people matter! Bah! We Brutii must lead Rome.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The ♥♥♥♥ing rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mouse♥♥♥♥er didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i ♥♥♥♥ed your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.

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SON! what the hell you doing with this nazi ♥♥♥♥ on your computer!!

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OK OK Need me to clear off your first page for ya?

I DONT WANT MY DAD TO SEE THIS

PLZ STOP

Can we please S T O P posting all this nazi stuff, my dad looks at my profile

15e Unitater: I keep a dildo molded from my wife's boyfriend's ♥♥♥♥ so I can share what she experiences when he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, i just wanted to message you personally
15e Unitater: so i dont have to write it on the forums

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool gambling game with a lot of dank moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

normally when i tell people to kill themselves it’s normally a joke.

but you, sean, you are an exception. i hope you actually off yourself


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Spook x Sean Ship crew

Your nipples are like Heaven, my dear. I would very much like to take you to the mall and buy you some sexy loungerie. Then we'd head over to Red Lobster for some popcorn shrimp and drinks. Oh don't worry. We'll end up in my bedroom where we collapse on my bed and I pleasure you into the next morning. My name is Bob. I'm a senior. I take Cialis daily and know how to make a woman squeal with ecstacy. Let's meet, darling.

I have also struggled with my aim and accuracy. I was starting to lose all hope, i tried everything. Countless hours in custom games and in the training room. But nothing worked form me. I was so close to just becoming a Winston main.

But then i saw it, the advice that would change my life. "Just click on the head LOOOOOL" I was perplexed, i could not believe it. Could this be the answer? Would this save me from a lifelong addiction of peanut butter?

I was so eager to test it out, and to my great surprise, it worked. I went from a lowly plat scrub to a Top10 god. I now have eight cars, five girlfriends on three different continents and a penthouse apartment in NYC.

I pretended to be a girl in the new roblox server for 18+ only. Little did they know I am a 12 year old boy. At first we just played roblox together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a hot and sexy "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this man out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up and many hours of my roblox time watching makeup tutorials to pull off this epic con. He also gifted me over 500 robux.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking someone's ♥♥♥♥ for the first time. We're looking to move in together in October.

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WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (gmod online rp) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my ♥♥♥♥ and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis

moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamecube away

men are clueless barbaric oafs running on testosterone (aka rape fuel). men have absolutely ZERO compassion for women's emotions and LITERALLY just want to rape them in the mouth repeatedly. men will lie to snake their way into a woman's space. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate men, all they care about is collecting women like trophy's. its LITERALLY been scientifically proven that men are misogynists by nature. prove me wrong, if you can.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Spook947's memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical memer’s head.

There’s also Spook's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from 4chan, for instance. The memers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Spook's memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Spook’s existential catchphrase “If cancer was real, you would have it.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Mr. Ballin's high intellect.

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