Recent reviews by foliohattu

I don't know what kind of crappy game engine is this game using, but it runs slow ass hell, even on the lowest settings. Obviously, it's made as a joke and the probably could have made way better game, but i'll give my review as it wasn't. It has bad quality graphics, runs slow, and has made badly. Probably the developer didn't even code the game, they probably just used a software witch allows you to make these kind of crappy games effortlessly. That could also explain the performance issues. But yeah, many people probably buys this as a joke, and this is actually a good strategy to just make a crappy game in no-time and then earn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of money becouse people are buying it as a joke. Anyways, I would like to keep writing becouse my keyboard feels so sexy, but I actually have nothing to say about the game anymore. Let's just chat. Wasn't it cold this morning? I think it was, I almost froze into a solid icecube (or Elsa from frozen (becouse she's so could ;)), while I was trying to cycle to school. But here I am, writing this text, even tho I should go to bed already, not becouse sexy girlfriend is waiting, but becouse it's early morning tomorrow so I would like to sleep, and not have to drink a bucket full of coffee. Also, im going to a basketball tournament tomorrow, even tho I don't like basketball. (SORRY TEAM)!!!! My teacher just tould me that I would be a "saving angel" and that i would get a reward if I would go to that tournament. So I just was like "okay", and the reason I would be a "saving angel", is that few noobs couldn't have played without a one player and nobody was going with them (don't want to be rude but I know why...). But anyways, my mom is waking up to this clicking sound from my keyboard, so I think I'll have to say goodbye. (edit. and check out the system requirements for the game xD! (but still in my testing runs like ♥♥♥♥ (misspelled on purpose so Steam wouldn't turn them into hearts) even tho GTA V runs smoothly.)

Great Game! I have this game on PC & PS3. Yes, this price tag is shocking for a 5 years old game, but from G2A you can get it for way better price. I bought this game from Steam, I think it was in sale when I bought it.

Now when the mods are out of the game, I can't name a one reason to buy this game. You may think it's fun to just drive around the map and kill people, but after few months, it gets REALLLLLLLLLY boring. Missions are completed quickly, and they're not that fun. So do yourself a favor, and don't buy this game.