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Historically accurate!
Publicada em 18 de abril de 2023.
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The game was way better in the beta a long time ago. After locking it and making changes for a couple years what they have now released is terrible.

The movement is TERRIBLE(Feels like running with 100lb weights on your ankles at 1mph. Sprinting costs stamina and so dose "jumping" over a rock the height of your knee)

The Guns feel clunky, like so bad we just couldn't handle it anymore.

Its partially Pay to Win which is a big turnoff for free games.

It has some bad audio bugs that glitch and continuously play until you die.

Overall we only played a few games before we couldn't handle the bugs and terrible feel of the game. Just like many beta games they ended up ruining it on release :/
Publicada em 8 de junho de 2022.
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Bought prime thinking I could avoid hackers, but it was the same 3 years ago when i tried. Literally a blatant hacker in ever single game I played(Comp or Casual). Everything from aim hacks, speed hacks, and wall hacks while they all admitted to it, none got any penalties.
Publicada em 8 de abril de 2022.
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This game is most likely to not work on your setup period as it was designed by people that peeked in kindergarten and went straight off to coding. The only possible way for me to even get the game to run is by physically removing my second GPU and a stick of ram. Only then can you be blessed to actually run it at above 280p on your actual monitor. While in this brief time of enjoyment from getting the game to run, your eyes get blessed with a glimpse of absolute beauty only to be devastated to find yourself running for 5 minutes straight only to be gunned down by a flying tank with over 2750938 ping. While the game is there, Dice dropped what could have been a masterpiece on the floor and is actively running it on a local potato field yielding a whopping 1 bullet calculation per minute. They must be hiding something under all the unoptimized lag, terrible ping, software problems, and billions of bugs, but the world will never know what it might have been.
Publicada em 19 de novembro de 2021.
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Stunning Graphics, makes me cry! - bluedrake sent me here -
Publicada em 21 de agosto de 2020.
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WOW! JUST WOW! This game is INSANE! The plot, the graphics, the gameplay, the characters. They mastered it on this game. I was stunned at the level of detail and quality and fell in love with the plot. I was not expecting this much. This was the biggest bang for my buck. I finished the campaign in around 35 hours, and I want to go back and do it 10 times again just to see and experience this masterpiece of a game. Even after the main campaign is over, there is still LOADS of side missions, outposts to liberate, maps to explore, animals to discover, and characters to meet. The main campaign was amazing I am excited to continue playing. there is so much content that i haven't even crafted 10% of the weapons, and I have a lot to go in building Prosperity. I have never written a review for a game on steam, but this is more than worthy.
Publicada em 20 de maio de 2019.
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