Recent reviews by Sampi

Good Game for no shower player

The time I spent playing this game could've been spent...
...studying
...applying for jobs
...making friends irl
...getting a wife
...spending time with my family
...working out
...becoming a better man in general

From the time I spent in this game, I got...
...an extremely racist and homophobic vocabulary
...free Russian lessons
...anger management issues
...borderline autistic tendencies
...sleep deprivation

10/10 would never uninstall this game and correct my life

P.S. PLEASE for the love of all that is holy, practice in Deathmatch and Casual as well as perfect your cross-hair and mouse sensitivity before you jump into competitive. People will thank you for it.

I'll save you the time and spare you from having to read unfunny anime weeaboo reviews that mainly consist of weebs saying "LoL i CaN gEt HeNtAi ANime GiRlS on MY dEkStOp" by simply saying:

It's good, works well, changes your background and is probably what you're looking for.

Sony, you like money, we like games, port us;

Bloodborne.
Ghost Of Tsushima.
God of War Ragnarök.
The Last Of Us 2. (And 1)
Horizon Forbidden West.
Uncharted Nathan Drake Collection.
Ratchet and Clank 16' 21'.
Demon's Souls.
Infamous 9' 11' 14'.
Shadow of the Colossus.

But Thx for the ports so far

10/10 Post-man simulator. Im not joking, 90% of the online solo money making jobs are just transporting stuff across the state.

noir

Insane for god combo