Professional procrastinator and chief strategist of the 'Ctrl+Alt+Del' gaming technique. I'm on a quest to break the world record for the most hours spent in loading screens. When I'm not saving the virtual world, I'm probably tripping over pixels and blaming lag for my epic fails. Proud member of the 'I pause my single-player games to read the entire lore' club. If life gives you lemons, make sure they're the rare, legendary kind with a +5 citrus bonus. Let's conquer virtual realms together, one respawn at a time!