Recent reviews by Osaker

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is the single best game I have ever played. My love for the action, the visuals, the story, the characters is insane. Rockstar gave this game so much love. Nothing scales in comparison to how great this game is, so if you are reading this and haven't bought it, then all I have to say is... BUY IT!

Hey look buddy, I'm an adult now. That means I used to be a kid, not a kid that played "outside," because that would mean I didn't experience the greatest platformer of all time. I am a Spongebob kid, for example: how am I going to stop some mean plankton robot from tearing me a structurally superfluous square be-hind? The answer, use a bubble gun, and if that don't work... Use Patrick or Sandy. Take for instance this heavy equipped bubble blowing device designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... blowing bubbles at raging robots.

Hey look buddy, I'm a scientist. That means I test solutions, not solutions like "The cure for Cancer." Because that would fall within the area of societies conundrums of mass issues. I test impossible solutions, for instance: how am I going to stop myself from eventually being buried into a grave? The answer, eternal life, and if that don't work... Stay away from the darkness. Take for instance this machine that ended up being a trap and taking me to another worldly place all alone was designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Can take you back.

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I'm not in this game, not including things like "The button to the support-monkey's knowledge section?" Because that would fall within the idea that simply being visible in a game, means I'm involved. I'm simply just not in it, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean moab BFB from tearing me a structurally superfluous full health bar? The answer, use the engineer, and of coarse that won't work... So use super monkey instead. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Eventually in the game.

Hello look friend, I am an engineer. That means my profession is pointed to solve problems, but it's important to know it is not problems like "What is the existence and point of beauty?" Because that indeed would fall within the purview of your incomprehensible conundrums of philosophy. I help find the answers and inventions toward practical problems, for example: how am I going to inhibit some inconsiderate child-giving Hubbard from completely and utterly destroying my structurally superfluous buttocks? The answer to the issue is to use the blocking feature, and if that don't work... Nothing will. Take as another example this player with flashing lights as an avatar and playing really loud noise approaches me, annoying me, and you best hope... Not looking for you.

Hey look buddy, I'm a survivor. That means I don't solve anyone's problems, not even problems like "when is next wipe?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of botherin my a**. I solve my own problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from raiding me a structurally superfluous new base? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Die and try again. Take for instance this heavy caliber thompson lil' old number researched by me, crafted by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at y-AWWW S***! ANOTHER F***ING ZERG?!?

Hey look buddy, I'm a magic engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "How to cast spells?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of casology. I solve practical magic problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a magic rod, and if that don't work... Use a yoyo or something. Take for instance this heavy excalibur sword sharpedged last held and designed by me, crafted by me, and you best hope... Not swinging at you.

Hey look buddy, I'm a test subject. That means I test science, not science like "Food that taste good but is also healthy." Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of biochemistry. I test portal science, for instance: how am I going to get over a pit of steaming hot acid that is clearly longer then I can jump? The answer, a portal gun, and if that don't work... you die. Take for instance this level where I must jump into a portal from a tall hight to launch myself across the chamber, designed by GLaDOS, built by GLaDOS, and you best hope... Not being rewarded a cake.

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "There are more noobs!" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of a growing player base. I solve IN-GAME problems, for instance: how am I going to try and beat the other team with a smurf or hacker? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Then report them for what they're doing. Take for instance this little ol new game mode of Danger Zone, designed by the devs, built by the devs, and you best hope... Not laggin your computer.

4/5, 80%, Meets, B grade.