This is a diary I have been updating every year, created so I can look back on my different eras of gaming. It documents my slow decline as a human being as well as the rising of my intelligence, maybe even my ability to write.


2014: I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be... Including a cs pro...

2017: Still not a pro...

2018: Pending...

2019: I finally got a GF (Lost the V boys)

2020: I'm still in the same relationship, now games are more exciting than sex
Sub note - ♥♥♥♥ Corona got me Livid
2# Sub note - WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS YEAR!!!!!
3# Sub note - Only thing keeping me alive is Valorant and Minecraft
4# Sub note - Got a Bravo Case

2021: So I checked my skins, and the inventory worth was 250 (wow). Sold it all for my new love Apex, oh how she is a succulent beauty, I had to buss her some money for packs and buss a nut.
Sub note - Loving apex and just passed my driving test, soon come getting a whip. Moving out into my own place soon as well, life is great, but I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate work, wish I could be furloughed again.
#BringRonaBack #BRB
2# End of year report: Working at ASDA, probs the easiest job I've ever had, loving a larger variety of games as I would have anticipated. So minecraft and apex has slightly been pushed to one side

2022: Finishing up 3rd year of Uni, also working at Amazon full time, I'm a grinder.
Sub note - End of the year, Christmas time, probs the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ one yet, cant wait to complete Uni so I can move on with committing mass genocide.

2023: This is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drag. Back in 2020 when I said I ditched my CSGO inventory because I played Val... Big regret... I sold my skins and now I want them back, market cap went up and CS2 is almost released, could've had over 1k in skins. Plus CSGO is way better... Hey atleast my Valorant skins look cool...

SEPTEMBER 27th: Big day, CS2, sadge, f for CSGO, W for the CS future. Plus I have now landed my dream job, where I get to sit and stare at a computer all day on socials.

Save me