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You never used and never played any tournament to now so you can't affirms

I tried to catch some fog once, but I mist.

I recently had a conversation with my home-spider. Turned out to be a really cool guy! He wanted to become a web developer

You hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink tho

Hey did you hear about the baby in the zoo, i heard it was so swift that all they saw was a flash and it was gone.