It's true, I was the newly planted grass

*Warning* I met this guy on a dota game last year, he added me after as we did have good banter and seemed to get along. I have since stopped playing dota and we both started playing deadlock together, much better than dota we both believe. Things took a turn for the worse when we met up for the first time, I agreed to come see him over in Ireland and he said he would meet me at the airport. When I landed I couldnt find him so I kept trying to contact him, without success. Three hours later I decided to book a flight back home. Thirty minutes before my flight was due to depart I got a call from my wife saying that for two hours an irish guy had been on my front garden urinating and relieving himself all over my newly planted grass. I called the police and when they arrived he started to scoop up his excrement and throw it at them. I am unsure if he is in jail/ prison but i HAVE BOUGHT A SHOTGUN. *BEWARE*

THE ONE AND ONLY

RANK 1 GARFIELD KART PLAYER

garfield kart is my life, it is my passion, in essence garfield kart is all i really love. i dont see any other meaning to my life other than the practice of garfield karting, as a karter i feel as if my life's soul purpose is garfield karting

You aren't strong enough to handle my potions