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-rep These past months have been hard on our relationship. I thought that finals and school was stressing us both out, and i thought summer we’d finally relax and our relationship would bounce back, turns out SPRICE has actually just been in the habit of doing minors.

One of these girls knocked on my door. This girl was clearly very nervous and her face was red and clamy and I didn’t know what to think. She asked if i was my name, when i said yes, she like started crying and handed me this like manilla envelope and explained that her and my boyfriend had been dating for a month and that she stumbled onto his main account, had her older sister follow him, and saw me on there and had no idea I existed.

The girl went on to explain how she got cheated on once and wouldn’t wish it on anyone, and in the envolope was printed out messages and explicit pics of him. I’m typing this on my computer, can’t wait to turn on my phone tommorow morning. ♥♥♥♥ you SPRICE

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-rep told me that I was a dirty little ****** and that I should go pick some ******

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
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One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
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Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
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Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
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One little monkey jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!