Chugged the ♥♥♥ and fugged ur mum
♥♥♥ farmer: Harvester of ♥♥♥

Imaginary Girlfriend
Is this bad? I imagine that we are smooching and hugging and being affectionate. Is this gonna affect my nofap journey?

I tend to hug my pillow and imagine all these sorts of things (not sexual). I get the fuzzy feeling on my skin that makes me feel loved ( oxytocin I guess).

Is this okay or does it seem like a retarded thing I'm doing guys?

ok dude this is the last time we are going to have this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ argument, super saiyan god goku is weaker than ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ super saiyan god super saiyan goku! HE clearly uses the form in the tournament of power before he uses super saiyan god super saiyan, why would he use super saiyan god first if it was the stronger form???? DO you even watch dragon ball?????? Goku always starts off slow to feel out his enemies, hes sort of a genius in this way. Also while I cant pull an exact quote at the moment (my dads yelling at me to go to sleep so I dont have time rn) It has been stated that super saiyan god super sayian is the stronger form. Also dont forget that goku can stack kaioken up to 20x on super sayian god super sayian, a move that is so powerfull that at only 10x beerus was concerened, so ya like i said earlier..... ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and you dont know nearly as much about dragon ball, dragon ball z, dragon ball gt, or dragon ball super, as I do so ♥♥♥♥ off and good night

Does anyone else here have a "normie" that they have taken under their wing to act as a morty. Me being the most intelligent out of my friendship group (i have an extremely high IQ) I felt the need to do this so I could try and share some of my intelligence and wit and try to help one of my, shall we say "lesser" friends 😏😏😏

I 👁 don’t 🙅 like 💖 girls 👧 because 💁 girls 👧 like 💖 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and 👏 that’s 💪 gay 👨 as 🍑 ♥♥♥♥. 🍆 I 👁 like 💖 genderless aliens 👾 with 👏 no 🙅 holes 💧 so 💯 the 👏 dirty 😷 little 👌 cummy 💦 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💃 can’t 👌 put 😏 any 💦 gay 👨 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 inside 💠 of 💦 them. 💦

"Most of us only use 5% of their pot in their whole lifetime." - Science

Love your profile lol

Sex? Fine, if you are married, otherwise you are risking ruining the life of both of you. But masturbation? Just unnatural. What's the point of sex? Reproduction. (and sort of sealing a marriage) What's the point of masturbation? Pleasure. They're completely different things.

Jews are actually born with a normal hat, but the rabbi cuts it down to a small one shortly after they're born.

sex is a super powerful shamanistic summoning, you are literally summoning another consciousness into the world,

Was right. Those jelly filled donuts were great +rep

With great power, comes great respwrancatrillatrence.

+reppo the kennyS of SG but cant spray for ♥♥♥♥ with it nice cyrex get good reported unsubbed nudes -rep

:^)

Hello Mike, remember when videogame? Me neither.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

DU WURDEST GRADE GEPIMMELT!!!!! DAS PIMMELN KANN LOSGEHEN...! REGELN: KOPIERE DIES UND PIMMEL ANDERE, BEVOR SIE DICH PIMMELN! DU DARFST MICH NICHT ZURUCK PIMMELN, ICH BIN JETZT DEIN MEISTER!!!

>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the universe
>born just in time to browse dank memes

You're probably thinking about Edo Tensei Madara. But i’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.

WHICH VIDEOGAMES?

>guy

IS not a video game

Are you dead mike ?

why u cri miek?

you a ♥♥♥♥

drkin

stop breaking the universe jesus christ

sucks a mean ♥♥♥♥

u r bestestest pursan evur

A gabeN was walkin 2 e3 wit his fan n they were crossin da rode. he sed "gbN will u relse new l4d" he said "NO..""

da fan cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. gabeN was cryin and went to pic up the body.

fan was ded.

he whsipered 2 the corpse

"I ment to sey I will relse u left-FIVE-dad......"

(dat means we're left for more dead then 4 dead)

like dis if u cry everytime

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<3
i love you.

WHAT YOURE LYING CLAYTON

comps back need mouse nice name yoas

this guys pretty gay

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