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Matt   Arizona, United States
 
 
I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out and smoke weed and fill our bellies with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge on the PS2.


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top zzzz 3 月 24 日 上午 10:55 
Do not worry guys, I am back.
CowCondom 2022 年 8 月 9 日 上午 7:21 
Shut up koala
koala ❀ 2022 年 8 月 8 日 下午 11:08 
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OLIVKA 2022 年 8 月 7 日 上午 7:32 
It seems to me that this person graduated from MIT
koala ❀ 2022 年 8 月 1 日 上午 12:39 
hi mr frog
CowCondom 2022 年 7 月 30 日 下午 5:25 
>Be 17
>Blind date
>She's about a 7/10. Pleasant surprise.
>Go to dinner
>She orders three serves of garlic bread. Lolwut
>Over the night, she keeps rubbing my legs with hers. gradually getting more frequent.
>Starts telling me about her down bedspread.
>"It's the most comfortable thing ever. You should try it"
>She's DTF.
>She's Smashing down the food as fast as possible.
>Like not even chewing. She's that desperate to get home.
>We get back to her place. Things get hot'n'heave as far as the hands go, but she won't kiss me.
>Every time I try to make out, she just gives me a little peck.
>Then it hits me...


>Eating bread... Down bedspread... Not Chewing... Pecking...
>I'm about to have sex with a duck
>I tell her I have to go to the toilet.
>Jump out the window.
>Lock her pen so she can't get out
>♥♥♥♥♥♥ run.
>She's quacking at me as I GTFO