My friend's Albanian uncle converted to orthodoxy so that Pakistanis would stop calling him "brother".



♥♥♥♥ GREG SAYS:

"Dolphins have a 12 inch penis that can grab you and drag you to their rape cave"

"Helen Keller was a fraud"

Can you go to Bezi's house? "No I have tounge therapy"

"I got treatment for my testicular tortion yesterday"

"Moist."

"if I wasn't white id beat your ass"

Greg why'd u throw the game? "In my defense, you knew I was bad"

"Children should be killed both inside and outside the womb"

"All I see is autism"

"should I eat more chips now, or starve myself so I can eat more later?"

"my grandma had nine fingers"

"Pull down your pants but not your underwear. I like a challange."

"I could model for victoria's secret."

"I killed a man. Just kidding, it was a baby. Just kidding, it was seven babies"

"I used to think that if you had a snorkel and lived in formaldehyde, you would never age"

"There's always time for the spice girls."

Greg: "did you know sometimes 'no' means yes and no" me: "uhh no..." greg: "what?"