This the good kinda dog food....*schmack schmack smachk* URRHHPPPPPPPP

IS THIS EH WINE?

I look at your profile and it makes me sad. It makes me think why? Why is this gorgeous woman on here and unavailable. Just when I think I found my soul's mate on the enterweb she drags herself away with her own unavailability. My soul will weep for years forth. But my loins will ache for even longer knowing I wont be able to mount you from behind and ride you like an unbroken horse into the western sunset.

You need ♥♥♥♥♥, Bawat!!

God bless you and your copy pastas

I just bought a bunch of buckets of ice cream. I was very happy because they were on sale and I got more than 10 euros off. Now I just checked the receipt and I didn't get the discount.

Life is but a lie
The cashier can't sort it without me on site.
It doesn't matter though,
In a few weeks anyways everyone will have died.
And that keeps me from setting this unacceptable mistake from wrong to right.

-Pepijn, 2020