"Hehe, yo S1aught, you should be real with me, are you cheating? Because like, you're definitely the best player I have met in my entire life, and I'm a Counter Strike main player. Literally like, I might cry tonight, like I'm going to think about it tomorrow, about how like I can't beat somebody like that. Like, how can someone just stand like that in the middle of the open and can beat someone like me? Like it physically pains me, how much I put in, and you just stand in the open, and you just ♥♥♥♥ on me? You don't care. You don't care about brain power, you just sit there and you click me. And it's just that easy for you! Like, what's it like? Just walking though life, and it's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ easy. No matter, who/what you do, you just excel at it huh? I bet you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ top of the class. Yeah, go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I don't know bro, it's fate. Maybe I'm like, meant to learn? This is where I actually peak into being a professional player, because I saw what it's like to actually feel."

- Random, who played against me last game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUfU-a4tiy4