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1.9 hrs on record
Let’s be xenophobic!
It’s really in this year
Let’s find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
There ain’t no more stories about ET phoning home
We’ll learn to love our neighbours the way the Christians learned in Rome!
We know we ought to hate them; they’re different, you see
We’ve seen they’re big and ugly on movies and TV
The folks that ought to know have taught us how it’s gotta be!
The gospel truth is found in Alien and V!
Let’s wipe out any life form that seems to be a threat
We’ll serve them up a genocide they never will forget
Cause if we miss a couple, they’ll breed a couple more!
Then we’ll be hating twice as many as before!
You see, aliens will never be as good as human kind
A more delightful race than us you'll never, ever find
So step aside, you star slime, we're ready for your worst!
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us,
Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first!
Posted 22 September.
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29.5 hrs on record (29.5 hrs at review time)
I think this is the only game where you can be insulted by a disgusting overgrown insect in which a perfectly fine response is blowing up their entire solar system.

Do not buy the DLC though, you should get those through... other means.
Posted 13 July.
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