No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

+rep stinky

-rep certified gtfo nerd (always checks if homework is done e.g. counts until the last % of ammo every time and rehearses every situation and tilts if someone has 100% ammo, also cannot play with karaoke on the background and plays very slowly!)

100% on the spectrum +rep

you spent valentine's day playing GTFO .. rlly dawg?

I love you, please pick up my phone call babe. I really miss you. I just want to talk to you again soon. If you ever need me, I'll be here to always +rep you