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no way

just touched an M

I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

(=◕ل͜◕=) Daddy, where do dongers come from? (=◕ل͜◕=) ヽ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ﾉYou see, little dong, when a donger and a dongerina dong together, the dong of the donger releases thousands of small dongs, which dongs the dongerina. 9 dongs later, the dongerina goes through a dong process, which finally raises a donger.

bro it’s so hot being dominated by women and being called a good boy after behaving like their little dog

blm

blud had too many shroomies

Hi, permission to BUST! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Welp... Someone call the janitors!! I edged too hard. CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! O_o

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

throw it back on me

Idk I divorced him... for you.

where is?

clyde?

in the penthouse

where is clyde?

helo hendsum :3

hi hun :3

Getting there, Just not quite yet. Try again tomorrow.

okay what about now

mmmm... come back tomorrow

what ab now

:(

okay sorry. blocked.

im taken. Sorry.

wanna edate?

frick off

erm, what da tuna

liberal sissy

my king

gaslighted the person under me :)

-rep

is homie

nice specs ♥♥♥♥

<3 >.< X3

:3 thank you for buying me gamez >.<

haiiii x3 im wooking for fwiends UwU

⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀          ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄
 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊     ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜

would wou wike to be my fwiend? :3333

bro m built weirt

MY BALL IS UEFHIOEFUHSOEIFHIEFHSIFUHPSEIUFHSEOUFHSIEUFHSIEUFHSIEUFEISFUH HORSE BALL

REAL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HELP ME PLEADE

what is a futa????

GET ME IUT PLEASEEE

😭😭😭😭😭🇸🇭🇸🇭🇸🇭👕

I HATE IT WAKE UP WAKEUP WAKIEP WLAUPE KAJAHAOWN AAAAHA THEY ARE SO LOUDA AAHAHAHHA

WHY ARE THE VOICES SO LOUD

i only ♥♥♥♥ boys ironically its like a bit. we’re going to be together forever as a joke. he’s getting down on one knee because its funny. we’re cosigning a mortgage for comedy reasons. you see this growing old and dying together thing? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious. best joke i ever did.

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