Does anybody know how to clean blood and ♥♥♥♥ out of a skirt? Recently,
due to an (entirely heterosexual) encounter with a dildo and skirt,
i have ♥♥♥♥ myself and cannot get it out of the carpet and skirt.
Basically, i bought a 15-inch red silicone T-Rex bad dragon dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me im not gay)
but when i was taking it out of the box i fell over weirdly and accidantlly slid all 15 inches deep into my ass while wearing tigh highs and a skirt
and jerking off with a gag in my mouth. but it went too deep and made me have sudden explosive diarrhea,and i guess the dildo must have punctured something cause there was
a lot of blood in it,and then i got shocked and pissed myself right when i came (accidantlly),so now there´s piss blood ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ in the carpet and all over the tigh highs
and skirt and stuff and my parents are coming round tommorow and i cant get it out and there´s so much ♥♥♥♥ everywhere and my apartment has this vomit-inducing smell like someone died
help what do i do?